Warning: The following content is not for the faint of heart. Or the tidy.
Last night was a real doozy. I mean, who needs a clean floor when you can have a sea of takeout containers and last week's laundry?
It started innocently enough. I was cooking dinner, enjoying a nice glass of wine... and then, suddenly, I was eating an entire pizza by myself in the living room.
Next thing I knew, I was wading through a lake of ice cream and regret. Whoops.
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Don't worry, we won't judge you. But do take a look at our Our Favorite Regretful Moments and feel better about your own questionable life choices.