This is a collection of our last, desperate attempts to make sense of the world while staring at the glowing rectangle in front of us.
We still watch it, even though we know it's just a never-ending cycle of despair and consumerism.
We still get our hopes and dreams crushed on these shows, and for that, we are forever grateful.
We will never be as smart or capable as the 1-800-number operators, but we try.