This is the bio of a person who's been doing absolutely nothing of note, but has a great story nonetheless.
Meet the person who's spent their entire life trying to find the perfect combination of socks, but never quite getting there.
Despite the lack of accomplishments, this person's enthusiasm for doing absolutely nothing is unmatched.
They're like a master of nothing, but they're really trying to be a master of everything. It's a delicate balance, but they're managing.
When they're not busy searching for the perfect outfit, you can find them at the local park, people-watching, trying to learn from the experts.