Here's what happened this week:
Apparently, it got a bit heated in the office break room. We're looking into it.
We're thrilled to introduce our new intern, Jane, who's already making a mess of the copier room.
Don't forget: Friday is Casual Day. Wear your best ratty old t-shirt.
It's that time again. Free pizza for all employees who can eat a whole pie by themselves.
Having IT issues? Try calling 1-800-TECH-SUPPORT. They'll probably just hang up on you.
Just check the weather app for more information. Or just look out the window, we're not exactly meteorologists.