We're a team of highly trained, highly armed, and highly questionable individuals brought together to take on the most insurmountable foes.
We've got the best of the best, or at least we think we do. Our guys include:
- Bubba "The Bull" - Our fearless leader, because who doesn't want to be led into a fiery pit by a guy with a beard that looks like a failed attempt at a 70s rockstar.
- Tango "The Tornado" - Our resident expert on all things explosive, because who doesn't love a good explosion?
- Sparky "The Sparkplug" - Our tech guru, because who doesn't want to be poked with a sparkly thingy?
Our mission is simple: we raid, we pillage, we... wait, no that's just a normal Tuesday. Our real mission is to save the world from certain doom, or at least from the certainty of being bored out of our minds.
Join us, won't you?