TRAFFIC NIGHTMARES

It started with a 5-minute delay on the 101. The highway was a parking lot. Then, the 405 was closed for 'routine maintenance'. Routine maintenance. Yeah, right.

As I inched along, I realized I had to make a left turn. A LEFT TURN! The on-ramp was a mere 5 miles long. Five. Miles. I'm still driving.

And don't even get me started on the 405. The HOV lane? More like HOV (Holding Onto Your Vehicle) lane. You're just holding on for dear life, praying for a break.

But then, the ultimate traffic jam. A car fire on the shoulder. No fire department in sight. Just me, stuck.

What just happened? Traffic Nightmares are like Dogs... Just when you think it's safe...