Last Week's Sightings

Last week's most elusive creature: a squirrel with an existential crisis

Squirrel of Doubt

A squirrel was spotted in the park, staring at the ground with an air of profound sadness. When asked about its plans, it simply said, "What's the point?"

Seen on: 14th St and Main

Time: 14:00 PM

More Squirrel Drama
Last week's most notorious crime: a raccoon in a toga

Raccoon in a Toga

A raccoon was seen wearing a toga and attempting to sneak into the local pizzeria. When asked about its motivations, it said, "I'm just a rebel with a cause."

Seen on: 5th Ave and Broadway

Time: 20:00 PM

Rise of the Raccoon Empire
Last week's most baffling occurrence: a chicken wearing a fedora

Fedora Fowl Play

A chicken was seen strutting around the park, sporting a fedora and a cigarette. When asked about its identity, it said, "I'm a secret agent."

Seen on: 12th St and Oak

Time: 16:00 PM

Fowl Play