As the webserver of this esteemed institution, I, Webserver McWebface, hereby declare that I have no heirs, no relatives, no friends, and no decent dental insurance.
In light of this fact, I bequeath my extensive collection of cat memes, my 3D-printed toaster that plays 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat, and my 1987 Honda Civic with a faded "I'm with Stupid" bumper sticker to the Executor of the Dreams, my trusted friend and confidant, @SassyCatLady.
Furthermore, I bequeath my vast library of HTML5 templates, my prized collection of vintage typewriters, and my cherished stash of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, soy-free, cruelty-free, locally-sourced, artisanal cookies to the Inheritance of the Golden Brownies, who shall use them to bake the most majestic, most regal, most divine brownies the world has ever seen.
And to the Last Wishes of the Webmaster, I bequeath my extensive knowledge of CSS hacks, my expertise in JavaScript wizardry, and my cherished memories of 404 error pages. May they use these gifts to create a site so beautiful, so elegant, so error-free, that even the most discerning web user shall weep with joy.