Week 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Breaking News: Socks Go Missing, Nation in Chaos
It's been a week since our socks have been vanishing in the wash, and no one knows why. Experts are baffled as to how the socks have managed to escape the laundry basket.
The government has been called in to assist in the investigation, but their efforts have been met with resistance from the Sock Liberation Front, a mysterious organization demanding freedom for all missing socks.
A nationwide search is underway, with many citizens reporting sightings of lone socks in unusual places.