Welcome to the land of the chronically late! You're not just late, you're fashionably so. We're not here to judge, just to help you navigate this brave new world.
Tip 1: Arrive 10 minutes early to the party. It's a good starting point.
Tip 2: Bring an excuse that's almost, but not quite, believable.
Tip 3: Apologize profusely, but not too profusely. You don't want to overdo it.