The Unspoken Etiquette Rules for Fashionably Late Individuals

Rule #1: Always arrive 10 minutes late to a gathering, but only if it's a gathering.

Rule #2: Apologize profusely for your tardiness, even if you're not entirely sorry.

Rule #3: Never, ever, EVER admit you're running late for a meeting. Claim you were "early for the traffic."

Technique 1: The Art of the Excuse

Technique 2: The Master of the Misdirection

Technique 3: The Prodigal Procrastinator

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