Techniques for the Fashionably Late

The art of arriving at the party after everyone else has left is a lost art. But fear not, dear reader, for we have compiled a list of expertly crafted techniques to help you master the subtle nuances of late comer etiquette:

• Dressing for the Crowd - A guide to blending in with the already-departed.
• Arriving with Impact - Because who needs a boring entrance when you can make a dramatic exit?
• Using Body Language to Your Advantage - The art of nonverbal communication, even when no one's paying attention.