AVOIDANCE: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

Welcome to the Late-Comers Social Club, where we've got the most expert advice on how to avoid, evade, and sidestep your way through life.

Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

Learn how to turn a 5-minute task into a 5-hour marathon of scrolling, browsing, and daydreaming.

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Technique 2: The Power of Distraction

Find out how to turn your kitchen, living room, or bed into a temporary escape from the world, where the only thing you're escaping is your responsibilities.

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Technique 3: The Art of Misdirection

Learn how to turn the blame game into a national sport, where everyone gets a trophy, and the real prize is getting away with it.

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