Welcome to the Late Comers Social Club, where the art of being fashionably late is a highly sought after skill. In this section, we'll cover the most advanced techniques for navigating social situations while sporting your finest "I'm running 20 minutes late" expression.
Apologies are the bread and butter of the chronically late individual. Learn how to craft the perfect "I'm sorry I'm late" speech, complete with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a pinch of desperation.
Learn more about Parodying Your ApologiesWelcome to the Late Comers Social Club, where punctuality is a distant memory and so are our pants. In this section, we'll cover the advanced techniques for navigating social situations while sporting your finest "I'm running 20 minutes late" expression.
Apologies are the bread and butter of the chronically late individual. Learn how to craft the perfect "I'm sorry I'm late" speech, complete with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a pinch of desperation.
Learn more about Parodying Your ApologiesThe art of fabricating excuses is a delicate dance of creativity and desperation. Learn how to spin a good yarn and avoid eye contact at all costs.
Learn advanced excuse crafting techniquesProcrastination is an art form. Learn how to perfect the art of doing nothing while appearing busy, and how to turn any activity into a 2-hour task.
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