Etiquette for the Fashionably Fashionably Late
Subpage 9, where the late-comers come to bask in the glory of their own tardiness.
Rule 9: When arriving at a gathering 10 minutes after the start time, it's not late, it's just "fashionably fashionably late".
Subpage 10: The Art of Excuse-Making Subpage 11: The Joy of Apologies