Etiquette for the Fashionably Fashionably Late

Subpage 9, where the late-comers come to bask in the glory of their own tardiness.

Rule 9: When arriving at a gathering 10 minutes after the start time, it's not late, it's just "fashionably fashionably late".

Subpage 10: The Art of Excuse-Making Subpage 11: The Joy of Apologies