Welcome to the Late Comers' Social Club, where time is relative, and so are the members.
Our members are a motley crew of folks who consistently arrive fashionably late to every social engagement. We're like the 8th grade mathletes of the adult world.
- Arrive after 5 minutes past the scheduled start time
- Barely make it to the free food table before it's taken away
- Apologize profusely to the hosts, even though they've seen it before
Ready to join our ranks? Click here to download your application form (just kidding, just show up late to our next meeting).