Late-Comers Social Club

Welcome to the club where punctuality is a myth, and being fashionably delayed is a virtue!

You're just in time for our annual "I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Lately" party. Join us for an evening of excuses, apologies, and questionable life choices.

Our motto: "Better Late than Never, but Only Just Barely."

Join the Late-Comer Laments Learn about Our Founding Member's Unique Condition Discover Your Inner Artist at Late-Comer's Arts and Crafts Night

Upcoming Events

Today: Our monthly meeting, where we'll discuss the intricacies of traffic jams and the art of blaming the universe for our tardiness.

Club Rules

We have rules, you know.

Rule 1: You're late.
Rule 2: You're still late.
Rule 3: Don't even think about trying to be early.
Rule 4: If you must be early, just pretend you're a morning person and hope nobody notices.

Violate these rules at your own peril. (Just kidding, we won't judge you. Or will we?)