Samantha Sleepyhead's Manifesto
A treatise on the importance of taking naps
As a proud member of the Late-Comers Social Club, I, Samantha Sleepyhead, have come to realize that the key to success is not in being on time, but in being well-rested.
Here are my guiding principles:
- Never start the day before 11am
- Nap for at least 3 hours every day
- Condemn the concept of 'early'
- Make 'fashionably late' a national holiday