The one and only Supreme Leader of the Subpages: Late-Comers Social Club. My motto? "Arrive fashionably late, leave with style."
As a leader, I've mastered the art of doing the bare minimum. My subordinates are constantly impressed by my ability to show up to meetings on time, as long as 'time' is relative.
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