Lost Socks: The Ultimate Guide
By Sock Wizard, Master of the Missing
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Lost socks, a scourge of modern society. They're like tiny, fluffy little landmines waiting to blow our lives apart. But fear not, dear reader, for we have the answers.
First, understand that lost socks are not just a result of your washing machine's evil genius, but a symptom of a greater problem: Sock Ephemeral Syndrome.
Caused by the constant flux of water, heat, and agitation, Sock Ephemeral Syndrome is a condition where the sock's very fabric begins to... well, let's just say 'unravel'. It's like they're trying to escape, like they're fleeing the confines of their very existence.
Sock Wizard, Master of the Missing, has spent years studying this phenomenon, and has developed the Sock Hunting Technique, a system that will help you track down even the most elusive of socks.
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