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Manifesto Section - Late Comers Social Club

We are the vanguard of the late, the stragglers, the always-just-arriving-10-minutes-late. We reject the notion that punctuality is a virtue.

  1. We will arrive whenever we please, because time is a human construct, man.
  2. We will not be bound by the shackles of schedules or deadlines.
  3. We will not be swayed by the whims of those who insist on being early-risers.

We will not be late, because we are the Late Comers Social Club.

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Manifesto Section - Late Comers Social Club

Our motto is: "Arrive late, arrive proud, arrive late, arrive loud."

We reject the tyranny of the early bird, the early riser, the punctual pest. We will not be swayed by the siren song of productivity, of efficiency, of being on time.

  1. We will not be held back by the anchors of tradition.
  2. We will not be deterred by the fear of being late.
  3. We will arrive, and we will arrive with a flourish.