Our Rituals

Welcome, fellow late comers! We've got some rules to live by, and some fun to be had.

Rule 1: Arrive fashionably late

We believe that punctuality is overrated. Arrive 15 minutes late to every gathering, and earn your right to participate in the festivities.

Set your alarm clock ประก Bring a gift for the host, but not too early

Rule 2: Be loud, be proud, be late

When you finally arrive, announce your presence with a grand entrance. Make sure everyone knows you're there, even if you're not quite sure why you're there.

Play a 10-minute intro song before you enter Master the art of the late-comer dance

That's all for now. Stay tuned for more rituals, and try not to be too late!

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