As a late-comer to the Neo-Brutalist fold, you've probably heard about our Rules, but let's start with the first: Pledge to Suffer in Style.
We're not just any ordinary club, no, we're the Late-Comers Social Club for the stylishly tardy. Our members promise not to arrive on time, but to do so with panache. No more slinking in the back door; with us, you'll make an entrance.
By pledging to suffer in style, you'll join the ranks of the fashionably delayed, the chronically late, and the eternally tardy. Together, we'll redefine the art of lateness, making it a thing of beauty, of substance, and of fashionable flair.