We, the Latecomers Social Club, understand that time is relative, but only in theory.
Our club is dedicated to exploring the intricacies of time dilation, time travel, and the art of showing up late.
Warning: Our understanding of temporal relativity may be flawed, but our beer is always fresh.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the importance of being fashionably late. See you in a parallel universe.