Why Is It Always Raining?

Are you tired of living in a world where it's always pouring? Do you feel like you're stuck in some sort of perpetual downpour? Well, you're not alone! We're the Late Comers Social Club, and we're here to tell you that it's not your fault. In fact, it's probably the sky's fault. Yes, the sky.

According to our top-notch team of experts (okay, it's just our founder's cousin, Larry), the reason it's always raining is because the clouds are secretly listening to too much emo music. It's a real thing, we swear. They're just really into the whole "tortured and angsty" vibe, and it's affecting the weather.

But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our club is here to provide you with a safe space to complain about the rain, and to share your favorite umbrella-related memes. Because, let's be real, when it's raining, you just want to stay dry and laugh, you know?

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