Welcome to the Late Comers Social Club, a secret society for the chronically tardy. Here, we celebrate our love for fashionably late arrivals, and our disdain for punctuality.
Our members are a special breed of individuals who have mastered the art of being late, without ever actually being early. We have a strict policy of arriving 15 minutes after the scheduled start time, and we take pride in our ability to make excuses that are both creative and convincing.