Late Comers Social Club: Social Stigma Shield
Welcome to the Social Stigma Shield
We are a community of late bloomers, slowpokes, and those who just can't seem to get it together on time. Join us and find solace in the fact that you're not alone in your tardiness.
As a member of this club, you will receive:
- Exemption from morning person expectations
- Free access to the "I'm running late" excuse generator
- A 10% discount on all late-night pizza deliveries