Sock Hunting Tips - For the Chronically Fashionably Late

Welcome to the Late Comers Social Club, where the art of finding socks in the dark ages (of your bedroom) is taken seriously. Here's a few tips to help you navigate the treacherous terrain of your laundry basket:

• Use a flashlight, because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Check under the bed, where the lost socks go to hide from the laundry police.
• Crawl through the laundry basket like a hamster, searching for any sign of a lone sock.
• Call in a professional sock detective, because, let's face it, you're not exactly the most reliable.

And remember: a good sock hunter never gives up. Even if you find 17 pairs of socks, but one of them is missing a toe, you're still not done yet!

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