We're still trying to figure it out, man. Like, what's the point of socks? They're just a fad, a fleeting moment in time. Why can't we just wear our socks as accessories like our sock slingers?
Think about it. We've got our leg warmers, our parachute pants, our oversized jackets. Why can't we just wear our socks like they're meant to be worn?
We're talking to you, fashion historians. We're talking to you, sneakerheads. We're talking to you, people who still wear socks as fashion statements. Listen up, because we've got a question that's been bugging us for years: