Where Did I Put My Keys?

Investigating the Great Key Caper

It's a mystery that's been puzzling the members of the Subpages Late-Comers Social Club for weeks.

We've had our best men (and women) on the case, but so far, no leads.

Some theories include:

• The infamous Key-napper, known only as "The Shadow Key Master," has struck again.
• The keys were eaten by our mischievous office cat, Mr. Whiskers.
• A temporal paradox caused by our attempts to use the microwave during the space-time continuum.

We're offering a reward for any information leading to the safe return of my keys.

Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, keep your valuables close and your wits about you.

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