Late Comers Style Guide

For Those Who Can't Be Tamed By Time

Welcome to the style guide for Late Comers, where procrastination meets panache. Because who has time to plan ahead, anyway?

Here's a quick rundown of what to wear, how to talk, and when to show up late (but not too late, we hope).

The Art of Late Comings

It's all about attitude, baby. When showing up late, remember to:

1. Walk in with confidence (even if you're running on fumes).
2. Smize it up with a bright smile (faking it till you make it).
3. Apologize, but not too much (we're not asking you to become a saint).

The Fashion of Late Comings

Don't be a late comer in the fashion department. Here's what to wear:

• A suit that's a bit too small, but hey, it's a good story.
• A tie that's a bit too tight, but it's a good conversation starter.
• A haircut that says, "I gave up on life, but at least I'm trying."

The Etiquette of Late Comings

Etiquette, schmetiquette. Who has time for all that?

Just kidding. Sort of. Here are some basic rules of engagement:

1. Don't be late to your own party.
2. Don't be a jerk to your host/hostess.
3. Don't be a repeat offender.