You've finally made it to our social club! Congratulations! You're not as late as you could be, but we'll still let you in.
Please take a look at our Membership Requirements and Latness Ranks to learn more about our esteemed club.
You can also join our Lateness Threads discussion forum to commiserate with fellow late-comers.
Remember, we're not just a club, we're a community of people who are just as bad at punctuality as you are.