As a member of the Late Commers Social Club, you're now part of an esteemed group of individuals with questionable life choices.
You've been accepted into our club for your outstanding lack of punctuality, your impressive collection of stained t-shirts, and your uncanny ability to eat an entire pizza by yourself.
As a member, you'll receive exclusive access to our secret handshake, our monthly meetings that start an hour after their scheduled time, and our annual awards for most creative excuse.
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