Late Commers Social Club - Help Wanted - Plea for Assistance

We're in a bit of a pickle here at Late Commers Social Club. We've got a bunch of members who are, well, late. Like, really late. As in, "we're-still-in-our-onesies-and-it's-already-2025" late.

Make It Stop

Or, at the very least, make them take a few minutes to show up on time. Is that too much to ask?

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Calling a Cab

Because what's the point of being late if you can just order a car and have it arrive at your door in 5 minutes?

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Join Our Mailing List (If You Dare)

Because if you're really that late, you might want to stay informed about our latest updates.

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