Club Rules - The Late Commers Social Club

Rule 1: Don't be an Early Commuter

Arrive fashionably late. It's a lifestyle.

Early birds get the worm, we get the coffee.

What to do while waiting in line

Rule 2: No Personal Hygiene is Optional

Show your appreciation for the stink of your fellow Commers

We're not saying you have to be a slob, but a little sweat and body odor can go a long way in building camaraderie.

Fragrance of the Month

Rule 3: No Technology After 6 PM