Welcome to the club, late comers!
• Get access to our exclusive Late Commers Lounge, where you can commiserate with fellow stragglers.
• Enjoy discounts on our limited-time offers, because who needs punctuality, anyway?
• Participate in our monthly "I'm Late, Not Lazy" meetings, where we'll help you come up with excuses for your tardiness.
• Level 1: The Commiserate (includes free access to the Late Commers Lounge)
• Level 2: The Chronic Tardy (includes Level 1 benefits, plus a personalized "I'm Late" calendar)
• Level 3: The Procrastinator's Paradise (includes Level 2 benefits, plus a complimentary "I'm Not Lazy" therapy session)