Welcome to Late Fee Escalation

We're not just a library's worst nightmare.

Here, we track the ever-escalating fees and penalties for overdue library books, DVDs, and other borrowed items. Because you know, you're not done reading that 1970s romance novel yet.

Current Fee Status:

Penalty Structure:

Every additional day past due date, we add a $5 penalty. This is because, let's face it, you're clearly not as busy as you thought you were.

Escalation Plan:

• You've been noticed, we send you an email reminding you of your overdue items.
• A strongly worded letter arrives in your mailbox, detailing the severity of the situation.
• We start charging you extra fees for each additional day past the due date.
• Our lawyers get involved, and things start to get serious.

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