Listen, let's get one thing straight: being late is not a sin. In fact, it's a badge of honor. Think about it. If everyone was on time, the world would be a dull, grey place devoid of character. But no, we have the early risers, trudging through their mornings like zombies in a sea of sunlight.
Read more about the perils of rising with the sun And discover the joys of eating for one's self in the stillness of the night Or perhaps learn about the sociopathic tendencies of those who insist on being up with the sun© 2023, The Late Morning Rant