The Late-Night Munchies FAQ

Because you're clearly a functioning adult with a social life, but also clearly a functioning adult with a snack problem.

Q: What is Late-Night Munchies?

A: It's a lifestyle. No, seriously, it's a state of being where you've eaten an entire pizza by yourself while binge-watching Netflix.

Q: How do I know if I have Late-Night Munchies?

A: If you've ever eaten a whole bag of Cheetos while simultaneously wondering if you're a functioning adult, you might have Late-Night Munchies.

Q: How do I treat my Late-Night Munchies?

A: Treat it like a medical condition. Get a doctor's appointment, get therapy, get a new couch.

A: Ha! You're on your own, pal.

Q: What's the best way to cure Late-Night Munchies?

A: Cold turkey. Or maybe a good dose of self-control. Or a strong willpower. Just kidding, that's not gonna happen.

Q: Can I get help for my Late-Night Munchies from a professional?

A: Our hotline is 1-800-MUNCHIES-4-HELP. Call us, we'll try our best not to laugh.