We have detected a severe case of Credit Score Harm. Our team of expert analysts have been working tirelessly to identify the root cause of this issue.
The culprit? Your excessive avocado purchases. Yes, it's true. We've crunched the numbers, and it turns out you've spent an alarming amount of money on guacamole.
Here's your credit score breakdown:
We recommend you take immediate action to rectify this situation. Consider selling your vintage collection of vinyl records, cancel your subscription to that fancy coffee shop, and for the love of all things good, stop buying so many avocados!
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