CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE LATE!

It appears you've managed to rack up a impressive late payment fine of $100,000. We're talking 'your-grandma-is-probably-rolling-in-her-grave' late.

But don't worry, we're not here to gloat... yet. You still have a few more days before we send you to debtors' prison.

However, to avoid this fate, you'll need to pay off your fine by the end of the week. If you're still unsure what you're paying for, it's probably because you're one of the 3 people who still haven't figured it out.

Here's a breakdown of what's due:

• Overdraft Fee ($50,000)
• Interest Accumulator ($25,000)
• Bounced Check Fine ($25,000)

Don't bother trying to negotiate. We're not interested in your sob story.

Just pay us back, and we might just let you keep your dignity.

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