1.1. We, at Delinquents Inc., do not take kindly to late payments.
1.2. If you are unable to pay on time, we will send our team of highly trained ninjas to collect your overdue balance.
1.3. You have 30 days to settle your debt, after which we will send our team of highly trained ninjas to collect.
1.4. Failure to pay will result in our ninjas taking drastic measures, including but not limited to: cutting off your internet, taking your cat, or putting a lien on your house.
1.5. You have been warned.
Please do not make us come after you.