We're the ones who pay our bills on time. The ones who respect the system, who follow the rules, who don't need no stinkin' extensions. We're the fine people of the internet.
And we're here to serve as a counterpoint to all you freeloaders, deadbeats, and late-pays out there. We're the ones who keep the economy afloat, who keep the wheels of commerce turning. We're the unsung heroes of the world, and we're here to remind you: Pay on time, or don't bother.
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By visiting this page, you acknowledge that you're a functioning member of society and will, in fact, pay your bills on time. If you're a late-pay, don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.
(But let's be real, you should probably pay on time.)