late-riser

Logic, the final frontier

where the coffee flows and the alarm clocks scream

Cripplation, the prophets Sunrise Syndrome: where the bed is your enemy

It's 6 AM. The world is still asleep. But you, my friend, are not. You're up, you're awake, and you're probably wondering why the sun isn't shining yet.

That's because it's not, actually. You're just a late-riser. A pioneer of the dark arts, a master of the shadows, a sultan of sleep.

You see, the sun doesn't rise for you. You rise for the sun. You're a vampire, but not just any vampire – a vampire of productivity, of efficiency, of crushing your enemies with your unrelenting sleep-deprived rage.

ประกBut don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. There's a cure for your condition. It's called...
Crepuscular Recovery