Welcome to Latecomer Policy: Because We're All Running a Few Minutes Behind

It’s not just you, it’s everyone. We get it. You’re late. Your friends get it. Even your mom gets it.

But let's get one thing straight: if you’re late, you're going to have to deal with the consequences. Like our infamous “Latecomer's Lament”:

• 1. You'll have to navigate a maze of apologetic texts and emails, all while trying to explain why you’re late (again).
• 2. You might just have to accept that everyone else is having a better day than you are.
• 3. And, worst-case scenario, you might even have to face the wrath of our fearless leader, the Timekeeper.

But don't worry, we're not heartless. We understand that sometimes life gets in the way. So, if you’re running a few minutes behind, just remember: it’s not you, it’s everyone.

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