ประก (pronounced "pahk"), the art of being fashionably late. A delicate dance of excuses, a subtle game of cat-and-mouse. Where the clock strikes 9, but you saunter in at 10. Where the coffee shop is still warm, and the morning light is still soft.
But beware, for in the depths of the procrastination cave, lies a beast that devours all productivity. The beast of lateness. It's a slippery slope, my friend. One minute you're running 10 minutes late, the next, you're 3 hours behind. Don't be fooled, it's a path that's fraught with peril.
Learn more about the art of being late, and how to master it.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Discover the untold benefits of being late, and join the ranks of the Chronically Late.
Or, if you're feeling rather...miserable:
Find solace in the company of fellow sufferers, and join the support group.