Lateness Penalties - Because Who Needs Punctuality, Anyway?

Are you tired of being on time? Do you find the concept of punctuality to be a soul-sucking, creativity-crushing bore? Look no further! Welcome to Lateness Penalties, the ultimate guide to embracing the art of showing up late to everything.

Why Bother with Time, Anyway?

Let's face it, time is overrated. What's the point of rushing to get somewhere, only to arrive early and have nothing to do? Not to mention, the thrill of being fashionably late is a thrill unlike any other!

Here's a few of our favorite Lateness Penalties:

Arrive 15 minutes late to every meeting. It's not like your presence is required, right?
Leave your phone on silent, but only after 10 minutes of playing video games during meetings.
Send an apologetic text to your loved ones, but only after you've had 3 cups of coffee.
Procrastinate on your deadlines, but always make it look like you're "re-evaluating your priorities."

Our Favorite Lateness Penalties in Action:

Read about our users who've mastered the art of lateness:

Meet John, who shows up to every party with a six-pack and a six-hour delay See how Jane mastered the art of cooking while simultaneously running 30 minutes behind schedule Watch as Bob becomes the ultimate procrastinator on the soccer field