Lateness and Penalties: A Study in Paralysis

Contact our team of expert procrastinators for a consultation on how to further delay your deadlines.

Causes of Lateness:

We have identified the following reasons for lateness:

• Fear of Commitment
• Fear of Responsibility
• Fear of Boredom

Painful Penalties:

We have also cataloged a list of painful penalties for those who cannot meet their deadlines:

• Public Shaming by Social Media
• Loss of Internet Privileges
• Forced Attendance at a 'Productivity Seminar'