Lateness Penalties: Because Who Needs Punctuality?

The Art of Procrastination

Welcome to the Lateness Penalties section, where the chronically languid come to play. Here, you'll find the most innovative ways to justify your tardiness and make up for it.

• Learn Procrastination Techniques
• Craft Your Own Excuse Generator
• Procrastination Justifications 101
• Celebrate Your Lateness: Party Time!