5 Practices of Making Excuses
Welcome to Lateness, where the art of making excuses is a finely crafted science. In this section, we'll cover the most advanced practices for deflecting blame, engineering excuses, and deceiving your way to success.
1. The Power of Procrastination
Procrastination is the art of delaying tasks until they become irrelevant. By carefully selecting the most critical tasks and putting them off for just one more day, we can create a culture of productivity that is simply unsustainable.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a real example of the power of procrastination in action: our team has been working on this very page for several weeks, and it's still not done.
In fact, the longer we delay, the more likely we'll need to justify our actions. This is when Advanced Deflection comes into play.